Dead If I Do

Dead If I Do

Book - 2009
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Witch Garnet Lacey is ready to walk down the aisle with the super sexy vampire Sebastian. Besides the fact that he has no pulse, things couldn't be more perfect. Until plans for the wedding start falling apart, and Sebastian's zombie-slash-vampire-slash witch ex-lover decides that both of them should be six feet under. It's just a matter of time before Garnet--who's already sharing her body with a short-tempered goddess--morphs into Bridezilla.
Publisher: New York : Berkley Books, 2009
Edition: Berkley trade pbk. ed
ISBN: 9780425227534
Branch Call Number: Fiction
Characteristics: 290 p. ; 21 cm


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Jul 23, 2016

Funny & hip. I like the Madison, WI, setting.


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Jul 21, 2010

From the back cover of the book:

[orange]I've finally found Mr. Right.[/orange]

Sure, he might not have a pulse, but as a girl who's sharing a body with a short-tempered Goddess, I'm not one to judge. Sebastian is the vampire of my dreams, and I'm dying to walk down the aisle. Everything couldn't be more perfect.

Well, except for the fact that the awesome band I hired for the reception has been replaced by some guy with an accordion and lederhosen. And the bridesmaids' dresses somehow got switched to salmon-pink taffeta with butt-bows. Not to mention the fact that Sebastian's ex-lover, the zombie-slash-vampire-slash-witch who just happens to be the mother of his undead son, wants both of us six feet under. Now I know why some girls turn into Bridezillas...

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